I am 57% blonde... yikes

So this week I got called blonde more times than my whole life- sad, one of the reasons was because I locked my keys in the car at the gym at 5:00 in the morning, and a couple other things that are too embarrassing to share but I saw this thing and thought i would do it to see if I truly was blonde... only read it if you are super bored ha.

Copy and paste this in your notes section, then add or subtract x's to match you! Pass it on to all the blondes and potential blondes you know!

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (yikes probably happens all the time...)

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks (like all the time)

total= 3

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow

[X]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[X] You just tried to sing them. (I am so dumb ha)

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

[X] You just looked at it (oh gosh, ha)

[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ]People have called you slow.

total so far= 9

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (oh yikes I drool all the time, dad calls me drooli juli)

[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class

[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.

[ ] You just laughed.

total so far= 11


[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[X]You use your fingers to do simple math. (even though I passed the Calc II... I still use my fingers)

total so far= 13

[X]You have eaten a bug (while riding my scooter it flew in my mouth)

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far=17

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[ ]You sometimes tilt your head when you are confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

[X] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (doesn't everyone?)

total: 19

times it by 3 then put " I am __% blonde" as the title